Monday, October 13, 2014

Increase your Blog Traffic and other lies

You should generate 'X' amount of traffic towards your blog. Fuck if it is good or not. They don't have to like street art, or even get a kick out of your dodgie lefty views. Get Ads. Sell product. Lie. Cheat. Steel. And blog the shit out of this.

Alternately just write stuff you care about.






Saturday, October 11, 2014

Razor Blades

I get all opinionated sometimes.  Shocking I know. Snark is my middle name when I am provoked to be snarky. So my response to a blog post today was heavily seasoned with vitriol, Flasher style. 
The author posed the questions "do unattractive people hate attractive people?" and worse, "do the poor hate the rich?". She may as well have handed me the baseball bat and placed a glass bollard in front of me because I wanted to smash her loaded questions right off their false premises. But it did get me thinking about what I value and that is an unconventional aesthetic. 
I am attracted to all that goes against the grain. Give me a monster throwie any day and I will piss on your Monet. Or tag it. Now THAT is hot. I am attracted to graffiti because it defines an aesthetic that is deplored by many. It is unconventionally attractive to those more open minded. And it is beautiful to the completely outer edge.
Graffiti separates the 'attractive'  idealists (eg those who utter "I hate tags but those murals are so pretty")  from the 'insidious sub culture' (eg those who think the lush pussy is rad and FYG should openly spell out Fuck Your God).
What I hate about the 'Murals are Pretty' mentality is exactly what I hated about that post I read today. It assumes to the same norm that tells us David Beckham is hot but Andrew Denton is weird looking. There might be some merit on the face of it but after an hour of talking over coffee which one has bored you shitless? 
So to answer the question posed (do unattractive people hate attractive people?) I have to say define attractive. Define rich. And if you mean attractive by convention then no. I don't think your 'unattractive' people are lining up to be you, and hate you for your loveliness. In fact I pity you because you value bullshit that means nothing. So yes. I am with Muriel. Fucking wanker.

Places I go

No words. Well these words. But this post is a visual of the places I go. More specifically the places I went yesterday and the day before. Also the places I went last week. Hashtag #deansunshine #landofsunshine #factor #cantonese #hongkonghouseguest #viggietang #faither #shida #dammad (yeah this dude is back!) #barek #smel #klara #lewisfidock #fidock ... More hashtags late

















Sunday, October 5, 2014

Saturday, October 4, 2014

Fear of Metaphor

These twin cities - North Fitzroy and Fitzroy - my home. The inner North, the roof over my head. Melbourne - my empathetic lanes peddling marks and faded history. My medicine. October 2014: Fitzroy, North Fitzroy, North Carlton, Carlton, Parkville and Preston.

 
 

Saturday, September 27, 2014

Not AFL

My friend Jack is big in the AFL (anti football league). I have been asked why would you do that by my football fanatic family. That is why revel in the idea of a club that is anti something so fundamental to our nature, the soul of the city and the core of what being a Melbournian is.

Well essentially its cos we fucken hate it. But beyond the obvious it is the insidious way it sucks in the masses and spews them back out, fleecing them of cash and all the while pretending this is about the sport not the cash. Football globally is even smarter than the Catholic Corporation.

So in advance of my private space being usurped by beasts of patriotic flag waving idiocracy I say #youdontspeakforme.

Too harsh? Sorry I am just an anti football fanatic



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